14 April 2019

A hotel by any other name

 


In French, a mairie is a local town hall. It's where the mayor (maire) presides, and is known as the hôtel de ville, three little words that have confounded more than one foreign traveler in search of a place to sleep for the night.
 
Years ago, driving from London with friends to the south of France on our way to one of those three-day château weddings (in this case a great-great-granddaughter of Victor Hugo who was marrying her piano teacher), we decided we should find somewhere to stop for the night. Arriving in a small town in Burgundy, the driver, a Brazilian banker who fancied himself Ayrton Senna, upon spotting the elegant hôtel de ville, stopped the car, jumped out and proclaimed, "Now this is what I call a hotel!" and began to unload the bags from the trunk. His usually cool-calm English wife, fed up with being cramped in the car for hours and bickering with him at almost every kilometer (he preferred taking time-wasting wrong turns rather than asking anyone for help), leaned back, closed her eyes, and calmly said, "For Godsakes that's the town hall! Pleease put everything back in the car and stop being so tiresome!" - BPJ

Above: l'Hôtel de Ville - Paris' main town hall